Awkward moments.....

I may be a little too comfortable at the farm.  This leads to getting caught in some awkward situations by dad, Frank, the milk hauler, and anyone else that decides to show up unexpectedly. 

Fishing feed out of my bra, underwear, pants........
     Some of the cows like to throw their feed up in the air like they just don't care.  If you happen to be next to them trying to wipe their teats or put a milker on it will most of the time go down your shirt and into your bra.  If you have ever had feed in your bra or any other clothing you know how uncomfortable it is and that it has to come out ASAP.

Singing, dancing, basically just breaking it down.
     It's early in the morning and I have to do something to keep myself awake and entertained.  From time to time I also like to use the broom or shovel as a microphone.  I have to keep things interesting.

Getting the milker caught on your boob.
    Yeah it happens.  If you're curious about how using a breast pump would feel for when you have kids I have a pretty good idea.  Of course men don't have this issue.  I'm glad I have small boobs because they already get in the way.  I can't imagine how often bigger boobs would get caught up in that.

Having cow shit land in your mouth, on your face.......
    That saying shit happens, well it happens in the barn more often then you would like.  I've actually had a cow poop while leaving the barn and it came shooting straight back and onto me.  I totally needed to hose myself down after that.

Getting caught with your pants down.
    Sometimes you have to pee and there isn't a bathroom anywhere around so you take a piss outside.  This is a time that I wish I was a guy because they have it so much easier.  All they have to do is whip it out and piss.  As a girl you have to take your pants down and squat down.  Thank God you wear mud boots to the farm for that pee splatter.

For now these are my most awkward moments at the farm.  There are always new ones from time to time so I'm sure I'll have some more things to add.  Hope you enjoyed my best moments :)